Me: Have you brushed your teeth?
C-bear: Err...have we brushed the *dog's* teeth?
Me: What? No, I mean *yours.* Have you brushed *your* teeth?
C-bear: But what about the dogs? Don't they deserve to have their teeth brushed?
Me: Well, I think they...WAITAMINUTE.
C-bear: *looks innocent*
C-bear: *GIANT DRAMATIC SIGH* ...No, not yet.
Future Lawyers of America, I tell you.
Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone.